kaaaatef:

22 years I’ve spent looking for home. and now I just might have found it



I love how desperate I am


joshpeck:

xelamanrique:

this was my favorite part of the anaconda video.

can someone please edit drake’s face onto him

joshpeck:

xelamanrique:

this was my favorite part of the anaconda video.

can someone please edit drake’s face onto him

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cubebreaker:

Thanks to the recent addition of their own 21x41ft pool, dogs at Lucky Puppy in Maybee, Michigan got to have their very own doggy pool party.

they look so happy aw

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eudaemaniacal:

crownofbirds:

tiny-creatures:

Pink for all by Mirror_Lake on Flickr.

WHAT IS THIS BIRD EVEN DOING

expanding. growing more powerful

eudaemaniacal:

crownofbirds:

tiny-creatures:

Pink for all by Mirror_Lake on Flickr.

WHAT IS THIS BIRD EVEN DOING

expanding. growing more powerful

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mattmcguigan:


mattmcguigan:

how to make friends

mattmcguigan:

mattmcguigan:

how to make friends

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lameborghini:

*boy doesn’t respond to my text* god damn it boys are so fckin unreliable im swearing them off for good this time #nofuckboys2014
*boy responds 5 minutes later* omg boys are so cute i love them 😍 choke me with ur dick

"choke me with ur dick"

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The reason women are turning you down for casual sex seems to be that, for one thing, a lot of you are calling them sluts afterward. Also, a lot of you aren’t bothering to try to be good in bed.
Terri Conley, professor of psychology and women’s studies at the University of Michigan ( link )

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vaguelyjewish:

testoster0ne:

how do woman not orgasm when inserting tampons.

like isn’t just like having sex idgi?

This sounds like a Mitt Romney diary entry.

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A Koala reflecting on his sins, his triumphs, and the inevitability of death.

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alienhead-shit-kid:

who did this


I will find you and I will kill you

alienhead-shit-kid:

who did this

I will find you and I will kill you

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digivolvin:

last night i dreamed that scientists used a really bad picture of me to prove humans are closely related to goats and i was so insulted i woke up

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tupacabra:

pussylipgloss:

meryl streep

damn she really can play any role

tupacabra:

pussylipgloss:

meryl streep

damn she really can play any role

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